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Tags supreme ruler , universe , next movie , the show , embraced you , befor ehsow , no visible mouth. Dogbert says into the microphone, "Larry, I'm here to announce my candidacy for Supreme Ruler of the Universe.
Tell us about your next movie, Sharon. I said that to get on the show. When I embraced you before the show. Tags cpr dummy , lie on back , mouth open , your help. I need your help. Assuming you can do that while lying on your back with your mouth open. Tags eat , headquarters , misunderstand , mouth , need shreded , shredder.
View Transcript Transcript The Boss: all shredders are nbeing centralized at our corporate headquarters.
If you need something shredded, give it to ask. Dilbert: dude, I think he meant you would take it to the shredders. Asok: mouth Tags total sales , package of software , engaged in piract , tiny frisbee , leap in air , mouth. View Transcript Transcript "Our total sales to Elbonia are one package of software.
Tags marketing , meeting , big mouth , open , stupid , product , guess , business. View Transcript Transcript Man says, "Our marketing campaign depends on a word of mouth. Unfortunately, our product is bad. Tags gut , instinct , decision , deciding , logic , stomach , mouth , guest artist , joel friday.
View Transcript Transcript Boss: Your analysis does not conform to my preconceived notions. We're more like two pigs that flail. Boss: That's clever, and yet demoralizing. CEO: You're welcome. Tags monkeys , big picture , motivated , monkey , assignment , eating banana , imitating monkey , animals.
View Transcript Transcript Dilbert: I would feel more motivated if I knew how my assignment fits into the big picture. Boss: You don't need to be motivated. A monkey could do your assignment while eating a banana. Like this. Dilbert: I think we're moving in the wrong direction. Big Mouth Comic Strips Search. Friday October 01, Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Tags marketing , meeting , big mouth , open , stupid , product , guess , business View Transcript Transcript Man says, "Our marketing campaign depends on a word of mouth. Friday February 28, Tags business , office workers , sarcasm , big picture , fact check , meeting , finish , donut , beat View Transcript Transcript wally: the reason i'm here is to help you look at the big picture.
Wednesday March 23, Tags business ethics , work ethic , work-life balance , implies life is impirtant , work-life intergration , big thanks , never had a life View Transcript Transcript Catbert says, "We're no longer using the term 'work-life balance' because it implies that your life is important. Saturday January 08, Tags critics , employees , laziness , big picture guy , lesser minds , managing , implementing , not getting it , business View Transcript Transcript Wally: I've decided to become more of a big picture guy.
Friday March 18, Tags laziness , meetings , telephones , returned calls , tragus , phone , research on excuses , useless , big difference View Transcript Transcript Coworker says, "Why haven't you returned my calls? Wednesday November 09, The moth thinks, "A "meeting moth" should never go to a meeting on an empty stomach. Tags meeting moth , joining , cedar flavored donut. View Transcript Transcript The meeting peers from behind a cubicle at the boss who is talking to Asok. The moth thinks, "My moth sense has detected a meeting.
What are you talking about? Is this a meeting? I can't resist joining in. Asok says, "Run for it! I'll hold him off with this cedar-flavored donut!!! Tags decision , decisions , meeting , meetings , productivity , time , time management , business. View Transcript Transcript Boss: Yesterday, in our four-hour meeting, we agreed to postpone the vendor selection.
Dilbert: No, we agreed to use our existing vendor. Asok: I thought we agreed to cancel the whole project. Dilbert: We might need some clarity on this. Boss: Four more hours should do it. Tags awkward , meeting , embarrassed , embarrassment , business. My best bet is to slowly sink below the table and slip away. Someday, when my grandkids ask what I did for a living, I'm going to say I was unemployed. Tags meeting , frivolous , stand-in , time management , business.
View Transcript Transcript Boss: I need you to attend a meeting in my place. I agreed to the meeting before I realized it would be a total waste of time.
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