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Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled Remember when I said story problems are grounded in reading? Why not use actual stories? As students see math concepts play out in stories and illustrations, they are engaged and better able to construct meaning. Seeing the problem-solving process in action through a book can serve as a model for students when they go off on their own to solve problems.
Here is a list of 16 picture books about math. Consider starting each week with a relevant picture prompt. Sometimes, the picture is of a mathematical error we came across in real life. The challenge to students is to figure out the mistake. Other times, we simply provide an image and challenge students to come up with a story problem to accompany it. Giving students ownership of these problems can strengthen and extend their comprehension of story problems.
The truth is, story problems are challenging for all students. She is an advocate for inclusive education and co-founder of Ready, Set, Coteach!
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