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Johnny got caught digging a hole in his yard. He asked why Johnny was digging such a deep hole. My goldfish is inside of your cat. Next — 25 Hilarious Little Johnny Jokes. During art class, Little Johnny decided to draw God.
The teacher said that there was no way that anyone could know what God looks like, so how could he? He asked his parents where they got him from. I see why they kicked him out of there. During parent-teacher conferences, the teachers asked the students what their parents did. Little Johnny said that his father is a magician. The teacher asked what his favorite magic trick is. I have two half-siblings. The teacher decided to teach the children in her class how to count. A Jack.
Little Johnny was telling his friends about how he used to pray that he would get a bike. When he never got one, he decided to steal it and pray for forgiveness instead. Bobby: "Is god in this classroom right now? Teacher: "Yes, Bobby. Jenny: "Is god outside in the playground? Teacher: "Yes Jenny. Johnny: "Is god in my back garden? Teacher: "Yes Johnny. Johnny: "But I don't have a back garden miss.
Some of the older neighbourhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately. There latest trick is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Johnny always takes the nickel and the older boys laugh at him. One day a neighbour sees what is going on and approaches Little Johnny and says "those boys are making fun of you Johnny, don't you realise that a dime is bigger than a nickel? Johnny smiles and says "yes I realise that, but if I took the dime they would stop doing it and I am up 20 bucks so far.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother? His mother replies "to make myself beautiful Johnny. A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her "What is the matter? Are you giving up?
Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother. While his mum is putting away the groceries she sees that little johnny has taken a box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table. His mother asks "What on earth are you doing Johnny? Johnny replies "The box says that you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken, I am looking for the broken seal. During the concert little Johnny sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin.
A friend asks "Johnny, how did you manage to get a ticket to the concert? Johnny replies "I got a ticket from my sister. The friend asks "and where is your sister? Johnny says "Back at home, looking for her ticket. Teacher: "Little Johnny, you are late to class again. Johnny: "But miss, you said that it is never too late to learn. Little Johnny gets back from school and his dad says to him "Johnny, where is your report card? Johnny replies "sorry dad, I don't have it". His father is furious and says "why not?
Johnny replies "I lent it to my friend, he wanted to scare his parents. Little Johnny is back at school after holidays. After a few days his teacher calls up Little Johnnys dad to report that Johnny has been behaving badly at school.
His dad says to the teacher "Hang on a minute, I had Johnny at home with me for 2 months and and I never phoned you once when he misbehaved. Johnny's mother says "ok Johnny, here is 20 dollars. Now what did your father say to the maid?
Johnny replies "Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow. Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? Johnny: "Seven. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have? Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have? Johnny: "Six. Teacher: "Good. And she said we should recite it till we learned it! Check out the best of One Liner Jokes. We can play that game! A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. Check out 20 Really Funny School Jokes that will make you laugh. The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. Where on earth did you pick it up? While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. No butter for you for one month! She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
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